Wait Until You Hear What the Police Say After Your Wife Collides Her Car Again!
Then Chad said, “I’ve made one great discovery.
I now know how to always have the last word.”
“Wow!” said Sherm, “how did you manage that?”
“It’s easy,” replied Chad. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’ “
So, my wife managed to crash the car again today.
When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being totally reckless.
“He was on his phone! Can you believe it?!” she exclaimed.
The cop, attempting to suppress a chuckle, took a big breath, met her gaze directly, and replied, “Ma’am, he can do whatever he wants, in his own living room.” To make matters worse, he was sitting there, idly drinking a can of beer.