One evening, a husband—feeling a little too confident for his own good—decided to tease his wife.
“Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,” he chuckled.
“Could take a few inches off your b@ckside!”
Cue the awkward silence.
His wife, however, was not one to let such comments go unanswered.
The next morning, as the husband reached into his drawer for a fresh pair of underwear, a mysterious puff of powder burst into the air.
He coughed and blinked. “What the heck?!”
“APRIL!” he said, keeping the panties at arm’s length. “Why do my boxers contain talcum powder?”
His wife called out affectionately from the restroom: “Oh, honey. The powder isn’t talcum. It’s Miracle-Gro.
Haha!
I hope you’ll laugh at this joke! Enjoy your day!