My wife was able to cause another vehicle accident today.
She was furious when the cops arrived and insisted that the man she had struck was acting completely carelessly.
“He was talking on the phone! “Isn’t that unbelievable?” she said. “To make things worse, he was sitting there drinking a beer can informally!”
In an attempt to suppress a smile, the officer inhaled deeply, met her gaze directly, and said
“Madam… He is free to do everything he wants in his living room.