While out clubbing, three women come across a club that is marked “Women Only.”
They choose to enter since their spouses and boyfriends are not present.
There’s a notice on the door of the first level that says, “All men here are short and plain.”
The women carry on to the second level, laughing.
“All men here are tall and plain,” the sign says.
This is still insufficient, so the women move on to the third floor.
“Every man in this place is short and attractive.”
Still desiring more, the women proceed to the fourth floor, where the sign says,
Every man in this group is tall and attractive.
This is ideal, and the women are almost ready to enter when they notice that one more floor remains.
They read the placard and ascend one story.
“This place is devoid of guys. This floor was constructed solely to demonstrate that women cannot be appeased.