This eighty-something old man stood up and started putting on his coat. What are you going to do?” asked his wife. “I’m going to the doctor,” he declared. She added,
“Why? Are you ill? “No,” he replied. “I’m going to get some of those new pills called Viagra.” He said, “Where are you going?” as his wife was getting out of her rocker and putting on her sweater. “I’m also going to the doctor,” she said.
“Why?” he asked.
“I’m going to get a tetanus shot if you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again,” she declared.