There were two couples playing cards.
Jeff dropped some cards on the floor by accident.
When he bent down beneath the table to pick them up, he observed that Dave’s wife, Sandy, was not werig any undrwer! This startled Jeff, who struck his head on the table and came out looking flushed.
Sandy inquired, “Did you see anything under the table that you liked?” after Jeff had gone to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
“Well, yes, I did,” Jeff acknowledged.
She said “you can have it, but it will cost you $100.”
When a minute or two has passed, Jeff shows interest.
She advises him that Jeff should visit their home at 2:00 PM on Friday as Dave works on Friday afternoons and Jeff does not.
At 2:00 PM on Friday, Jeff visited her home.
After giving her the $100, they went to the bedr*om, had a couple hours of m@ke |__0\/e, and Jeff departed.
Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, “Did Jeff come by this afternoon?”
Totally shocked, Sandy replied, “Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes.”
Next Dave asked, “Did Jeff give you $100?”
Sandy thought, ‘Oh hell, he knows!’ Reluctantly she said, “Yes, he did give me $100.”
“Good,” Dave says.
“Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he’d stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It’s so good to have a friend you can trust.”