Sitting in a bar, a drunk was staring at three tiny brown pellets.
“They are brain pills…they make you smart,” the inebriated man said in response to the bartender’s question about what they were.
“Give me one,” exclaims the bartender.
He rapidly downs one with water after snatching it out of the drunk’s hand.
After a few minutes, he returns to the inebriated person and declares that he has not become any smarter.
“It is likely that you did not take enough.”
Thus, the bartender downs another one in a hurry.
A third tablet is requested by the bartender thirty minutes later.
He examines this one more closely.
He takes a whiff and gradually tastes it.
“What? This is just sheep manure!”
The inebriated person remarks, “You’re already becoming smarter.”