On a ranch, three bulls were informed that a new bull was being introduced. Every bull had a distinct idea of how to deal with the intruder.
An enormous 18-wheeler carrying the largest bull they had ever seen arrived, interrupting the conversation. With a weight of 4,700 pounds, this enormous bull put stress on the steel ramp with every step.
Upon witnessing the new bull, the first bull offered, “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”
The second bull, having an excess of cows, said, “I have too many cows to handle anyways. I shouldn’t have any trouble sparing a few.
But as they looked at the third bull, they saw him snorting, shaking his horns, and pawing the soil.
The first bull, worried, said, “Don’t be stupid, son. All will be OK if you give him some of your cows.
The bold third bull, however, retorted, “Hell, he can have all my cows.” I simply want him to understand that I am also a bull.
There was a mommy stork, a daddy stork, and a baby stork. One day, daddy stork didn’t come home for dinner, which worried mommy and baby stork.
A week or so later, it was the mother stork’s turn to skip dinner. When she arrived the following morning, they asked her where she had been, and she casually replied, “I was making a young couple very happy.” A few days later, it was the baby stork who skipped dinner, which made his parents very anxious. When he finally returned the following morning, they asked him where he had been all night, and the baby stork proudly said, “I was making a young couple very happy.”