Recently, Bob—an undertaker—came home with a black eye.
“What happened to you?” inquired his wife.
Bob exclaims, “I’ve had a horrible day.”
“I had to visit a motel where a visitor had passed away while they were sleeping! The manager informed me that they were unable to put him in a body bag due of his enormous erection when I arrived.
In any case, when I ascended, I saw a large, nude man with a massive erection sleeping on the bed! I attempted to bend his manhood in half by grabbing it with both hands.
The wife exclaimed, “I see! That must have been awful! However, how did you acquire black eye?
“In the wrong room!” Bob said.