A woman who had previously divorced ten spouses was married to a lawyer.
She informed her new spouse on their wedding night,
“I’m still a virgin, so please be gentle.”
“What?” the bewildered groom asked. Given that you’ve been married ten times, how is it possible?
Well, the first husband worked as a salesperson. He was always telling me how wonderful it would be.
The second husband worked in software services.
He promised to investigate and come back to me, but he was never entirely certain how it was meant to work.
The third husband worked for the field services. He claimed that after a diagnostic check, he was unable to get the system up.
The fourth husband worked in telemarketing. He was aware that he had the order, but he was unsure of when he would be able to fulfill it.
The fifth husband was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new stateoftheart method.
The sixth husband worked in administration and finance. Although he wasn’t sure if it was his responsibility, he believed he understood how.
The seventh husband worked in marketing. He had a good product, but he never knew how to market it. The eighth husband was a psychologist. He never did more than discuss it.
The ninth husband worked as a gynecologist. He just stared at it.
The 10th husband collected stamps. He only ever did God! He is missed! But I’m ecstatic now that I’m married to you! The new husband answered, “Good, but why?” “You practice law. I’m going to get screwed this time!