A lawyer, a cowboy, and an accountant were standing next to each other using the urinal in the men’s restroom.
After finishing, the accountant zipped up and began washing and scrubbing his hands. Before he was done, he used twenty paper towels to clean up to his elbows. “I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be.. clean,” he said, turning to face the other two men.
“I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious,” the lawyer said after finishing, zipping up, and immediately moistening the tips of his fingers. He then took one paper towel.
“I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands,” the cowboy stated as he zipped up and left.