These ten jokes will make your next travel much more enjoyable, regardless of whether you commute every day or enjoy road trips.
- The Best Advice
A priest’s hut was dwarfed by a cabbie’s celestial home. “People were bored by your sermons. They were frightened into prayer by his driving. - Repurposed Snacks
It was discovered too late by a bus driver that the peanuts belonging to an elderly passenger were used. - Imaginary Assistants
When a blind horse believed his “team” was working as well, he pulled a car. - Proficiency with Knives
A police officer was impressed by a juggler’s machete routine, which also persuaded an intoxicated driver to abstain. - The Best Wingman
The emu of a truck driver was constantly in agreement with him. Why? Genie expresses her desire for “a tall, agreeable bird.” - Karma Instant
After being assaulted by an inebriated passenger for “speeding,” a cabbie’s phony arrival gaffe backfired. - Approved Upgrade
Trading wine for a husband was recommended by a hitchhiker. - The Academic Stand-In
After delivering a scientist’s speech expertly, a driver asked the disguised expert pointed questions. - Investment in the Future
A farmer set his calf’s price based on its future worth. The driver used a postdated check to make the payment. - Who is operating the vehicle?
After two grandmothers ran red lights, one of them questioned, “Am I driving?” Panic.