The wife was feeling romantic and wanted to talk while her husband was dozing off. “Where are you going?” she inquired, “to get my teeth!”
At three in the morning, a married couple is asleep when the phone rings.
Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?” “I don’t know, some dumb b!t.ch asking if the coast is clear,” the wife says after a few seconds of answering the phone, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up.