As my daughter walked into the living room, she said, “Dad, immediately cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop.”
Kindly bring my whole jewelry collection to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.
You can then take my front door key, sell my new automobile, and throw me out of the house. Then reject me and don’t speak to me ever again.
Additionally, remember to leave my portion to my brother and write me out of your will. However, she didn’t say it exactly that way. In fact, she said “This is my new boyfriend, Dad.”
