For his wife’s 40th birthday, a man asked her what she wanted. “I wish I were six again,”
She answered. He got her up early on the morning of her birthday so they could visit a nearby amusement park.
What a day! He took her on all of the park’s rides, including the Wall of Horror, Scream Loop, and D-eath Slide.
Everything! Whoa! Five hours later, he stumbled out of the amusement park, feeling lightheaded and nauseous.
When she and her husband finally got home, she fell onto the bed and passed out. Her spouse bent over.
“So, honey, what was it like to be six years old again?” he asked her lovingly.
The woman responded, “You fool, I meant my dress size,” after looking up wearyly.
The moral of the story is this: If a woman speaks and a man is really listening, he will still misunderstand.
