Little Johnny had a tendency to interrupt his parents at the most inconvenient times. One day, while his mother was in the bathtub, he asked, “What’s that big fuzzy patch?” His mother, trying to keep things simple, said, “It’s a bush.” The following day, Little Johnny interrupted his father while he was taking a shower, noticing something hanging between his legs and asking, “What’s that big long thing?” His father, equally casual, responded, “” A few days later, Little Johnny interrupted his mother in the bathtub once more, this time pointing to her chest and asking, “What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?”
Following the theme, his mother said, “Those are headlights.” A few weeks later, Little Johnny interrupted his parents as they were having a private moment and exclaimed, “Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!” It was a funny and awkward situation, leaving his parents both amused and embarrassed by their son’s naive but vivid imagination.