A young woman was lodged by a Scottish couple.
When she inquired about taking a bath, the woman of the house informed her that there was no bathtub inside, but she may use the outdoor tub if she so desired.
“My husband’s darts game on Monday is the best night,” she remarked.
The next Monday, the woman consented to take a bath outside.
She heated the outside tub and watched the woman undress after her husband had left for his dart match at the bar.
She was shocked to discover that she had no pubic hair.
When her husband returned home, she told him about this.
“Next Monday when you go to play darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden so you can see for yourself,” she advised him when he refused to believe her.
The wife then asked, “Do you shave?” while the woman was getting undressed and getting into the tub the following Monday.
“No,” she answered. Simply put, I’ve never had any hair grow there. Are you hairy?
The woman answered, “Oh, yes,” and then she lifted her nightgown to reveal to the girl how well-equipped she was in the hair department.
The lodger finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night when the husband came in his wife asked him, “Did you see it?”
“Yes,” he said, “but why the heck did you have to show her yours?”
“Why so upset? You’ve seen it for years,” she answered.
“Aye,” he replied. “But the darts team hadn’t!”