When the wife looked at her husband’s phone, she saw these names: “The tender one,” “The amazing one,” and “Lady of my dreams.” Furious, she called the first number and found it was his mother; she then called the second and his sister answered; when she called the third, her own phone rang; she sobbed uncontrollably until her eyes swelled; and, in an attempt to make amends, she gave him her entire month’s salary.
The husband used the money to buy a gift for his girlfriend, whose number was saved as
‘Uncle Mike the mechanic.’