A teacher asked her students, “What are your goals in life?”
“Like my mother always says, all I want out of life is four little animals,” a young girl in the back row remarked, raising her hand.
“Really and what four little animals would that be?” the teacher inquired.
“A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it,” the young girl remarked.
The instructor had to leave the room due to a coughing spell.