One day, four married guys decided to go fishing together. They discussed what they had sacrificed to be there as they tossed their lines into the water.
“You have no idea what I did this weekend to be able to go fishing with you,” the first guy stated to begin. I told my wife that I would paint the entire house on Saturday. The other men acknowledged the difficulty of negotiating with their spouses by nodding.
However, his friend’s story was soon overshadowed by the second guy’s. “That’s nothing!” he shouted. “I promised to build my wife a new pool deck.” There was no other way to make her dream fishing trip happen.
The third man, listening intently, added his own tale. “You both have it easy!” he said. “I made my wife a promise that I would completely remodel the kitchen for her. “I just had to go fishing with you guys, even though I know it will be a lot of work.”
They turned to face the fourth man who had been silent while they continued their fishing. “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend,” the lads finally asked him, caving in. What is happening?
The fourth man smiled mischievously as he revealed his secret. He started by saying, “Well, I just set my alarm for 5:30.”I asked my wife, “Fishing or S**?” after turning off the clock and giving her a gentle shove when the alarm went off. Can you recall her words? “Don a sweater.”
He got away for a fishing excursion, and the other guys laughed out at how smart he was. Making a straightforward decision doesn’t always work out as intended.
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