AT LAST! JOKES FOR BLONDE MEN: “Did you find the shampoo?” yells the wife of a blond man who is in the restroom. “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do,” he responds. I just wet mine, and it’s for dry hair. A letter is found on the doormat of a blond man.
The envelope reads, “DO NOT BEND.” A blond man finds a letter on his doormat and spends the next two hours there. The envelope reads, “DO NOT BEND.”
He tries to figure out how to pick it up for the next two hours. A blond man yells on the phone in a panic. “My wife is having contractions every two minutes while she is pregnant!” “This is her first child?” the doctor asks. “This is her husband!” he exclaims.