
My spouse was near death.I was by her bed.”There’s something I must confess,” she added in a weary tone.
I said, “Shhh,” “I have nothing to confess.Everything is fine.”No, I have to pass away quietly.
I had sex with your father, brother, best buddy, and his best friend!
“I know,” I muttered, “that’s why I poisoned you. Shut your eyes now!”