“Did Santa get you that?” a police officer on horseback asks a young girl on a bicycle. “Yes,” the young girl answers. “Well, instruct him to install a reflector light on it for the upcoming year!” and imposes a $5 punishment on her.
“Nice horse you have there, did Santa bring you that?” the young girl asks, glancing up at the police officer. And the police officer laughs?
The police officer laughs and responds, “He sure did!” The young girl responds, “Well, let Santa know that the d*ck goes underneath the horse, not on top of it, next year!”