A farmer made the decision to visit a city and watch a film.
The ticket agent questioned him as he got closer.
“What’s that on your shoulder, sir?”
The elderly farmer uttered
“That’s Chuck, my pet rooster.”
Chuck always goes where I go.
I apologize, sir. The ticket agent said
“Animals are not permitted in the theater.”
After turning the corner, the elderly farmer shoved Chuck into his overalls.
After that, he went back to the booth, purchased a ticket, and went inside the cinema.
He took a seat behind Mildred and Marge, two elderly widows.
The rooster started to wriggle as the movie started.
In order to allow Chuck to peek out and see the film, the elderly farmer undid his fly.
“Marge.” Mildred whispered.
“What?” Marge said.
“The guy next to me seems like a pervert to me.”
Why do you think that? Marge was asked.
“He has his thing out and he undid his pants.” Mildred whispered.
“Well, don’t stress over it.” Marge said
“We’ve seen them all at our age.”
“I also thought so,” Mildred responded.
“But my popcorn is being eaten by this one.”