A blonde’s doctor placed her on a diet because she is quite overweight. “I want you to eat consistently for two days, then take a day off, and then do this again for two weeks.” You’ll have shed at least five pounds by the time I see you again.
The blonde stunned the doctor by shedding almost 20 pounds when she came back. The doctor said, “Why, that’s incredible! Did you do what I told you to do?
The blonde gave a nod. However, I must admit that on the third day, I felt like I was going to die. “You mean from hunger?” the doctor inquired. “From skipping, no.”