A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well.
They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate |__0\/e maki*g.
The woman suddenly weapon her ear and says, “Quick my husband just got home, go hide in the ba*hro*m!”
So the man runs into the bat*roo*.
Her spouse approaches her in the bedroom and gives her a glance.
He asks, “Why are you udresed?”
“Well, I thought I’d come up here and get ready for you since I heard you pull up outside.”
The man responds, “All right, I’ll go get ready.”
Before his wife can stop him, he enters the bathroom and discovers an undressed man standing there clapping his hands.
The man asks, “Who the bang are you?”
“Your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having trouble with; I work for the exterminator company.”
According to the husband, “But you are undrssd!”
Then, looking down, the man leaps back in shock.