“What are you getting your hands on?” the impoverished man asks the wealthy man.
wife this Christmas? The wealthy man responds,
“A Mercedes and diamond earrings.” The impoverished man queries,
“You’re giving her two gifts, but why?” The wealthy man says,
“Well, she can drive to the store and exchange the earrings if she doesn’t like them.”
The impoverished man nods. The wealthy man then queries him,
“So, this year, what are you getting your wife?”
After giving it some thought, the impoverished man responds,
“A dildo and a pair of slippers.”
“Why those two things?” questions the wealthy man.
The impoverished man cleverly responds, “In this manner, if she doesn’t
similar to the slippers that allow her to f*ck herself.