When a blonde driver is pulled over, a blonde police officer requests her driver’s license. “Uhh, what are they again?” the driver asks after looking through her car. The officer replies, “Oh no. It’s the item with your photo on it that you carry in your purse.
“Oh yeah,” the driver replies, passing a little mirror from her purse.
“I apologize, ma’am,” the officer says as he handed the mirror back after opening it and peering inside. I wouldn’t have stopped you if I had known you were a police officer.
The second joke: A man driving down a rural road
A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road.
Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence.
Do you think crossing is safe? The man inquired.
“I think so,” the farmer said.
As soon as the man pulled in, the automobile was instantly engulfed by the puddle.
He had to roll down his window to swim out of his car and back to the surface since it was so deep.
“I thought you said I could drive through this puddle safely,” the man replied to the farmer as his head broke the surface.
“All right, shoot!” the farmer exclaimed, scratching his head.
“On my ducks, it only comes up chest-high!”