Wife: “Honey, remember to buy bread when you get home from work and your girlfriend Valerie welcomes you.” Husband: “Who is Valerie?” Wife: “Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, just to make sure you saw my text.” Husband: “But I’m with Valerie right now, his wife sends a message: Wife: “I’m at the bakery, where are you?” Husband: “I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, buy the bread!”
