An elderly man is driving a pickup truck when a police officer stops him. “Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!” the officer says sternly, and the old man nods, agrees, and drives away. The following day, the officer sees the same pickup truck, but this time, all of the ducks are wearing sunglasses. The officer becomes irate and stops the man again, saying, “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!”
The old man grins and responds, “I did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!”
A motorist was stopped by a police officer.
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer.” the man continued, “I can explain.”
“Just be quiet,” yelled the cop.
“Until the chief returns, I’ll let you cool your heels in jail.”
“But I just wanted to say, officer…
And I told them to be quiet! You will go to jail!
When the officer checked in on his prisoner a few hours later, he said, “You’re lucky that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.” “Don’t count on it,” the man in the cell replied, “I’m the groom.” Haha! I hope this joke makes you laugh! Have a great day!