When an elderly man driving a pickup truck with a bed full of ducks is pulled over by a police officer, the officer sternly tells him, “Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!” The old man nods, agrees, and drives away. The following day, the officer sees the same pickup truck, but this time, all of the ducks are wearing sunglasses. The officer becomes irate and stops the man once more, saying, “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!”
“I did!” the elderly man responds with a smile. However, the young miscreants now want to visit the beach!
A motorist was stopped by a police officer.
In a tiny town, a driver speeding along Main Street was stopped by a police officer.
The man started, “But officer, I can explain.”
“Just keep quiet,” the cop yelled.
“Until the chief returns, I’ll let you cool your heels in jail.”
“But I just wanted to say, officer…
And I told them to be quiet! You will go to jail!
“You’re lucky that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding,” the cop said after checking in on his prisoner a few hours later. When he returns, he will be feeling upbeat.
“Don’t count on it,” the man in the cell replied. “I am the bridegroom.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Enjoy your day!