A retired guy applied for Social Security in the Social Security office.
He finally made it to the counter after standing in line for a while.
In order to confirm his age, the woman behind the counter demanded to see his driver’s license.
He discovered that he had forgotten his wallet at home when he checked his pockets.
He apologized profusely to the woman, but it appeared that he had forgotten his wallet at home.
He wonders, “Will I have to go home and return now?”
“Unbutton your shirt,” she urges. He then reveals a lot of curly silver hair when he opens his shirt.
“That silver hair on your chest is enough proof for me,” she says. and she handles his application for Social Security.
The man eagerly shares his experience at the Social Security office with his wife when he comes home.
“You might have qualified for disability as well, so you should have dropped your pa*ts,” she continued.
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