One morning, after a restful night’s sleep, an elderly couple is resting in bed.
She answers when he takes her hand.
“Avoid touching me.”
He asks, “Why not?”
“Because I’m dead,” she responds.
According to the husband,
“What are you discussing? Together, we are lying in bed and conversing with one other.
“No, I’m definitely dead,” she adds.
He is adamant that you are alive. Why on earth do you believe that you are dead?
“Because nothing hurts when I wake up this morning.”
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