When a farmer buys a new, young rooster, he brings him home and immediately screws all 150 of the farmer’s hens. The farmer is impressed, but when the young rooster screws all 150 hens again during lunch, he becomes concerned. Later, when the farmer looks out into the barnyard, he discovers the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead, and vultures circling overhead. The farmer rushes out, looks down at the young rooster’s limp body, and exclaims, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!”