During a confessional moment, a nun told the priest, “I have sinned, Father. We provided refuge to a homeless man, but I couldn’t resist taking a quick look through the keyhole at his privates.
“Don’t be ashamed, my child,” the priest comforted them. Everything will be forgiven if you say the Hail Mary and cleanse your eyes with holy water.
“Father, I have sinned too,” said the next nun in line. I went one step farther and put my hand on his privates.
“Say a Hail Mary and wash your hands in the holy water, and all will be forgiven,” the priest said, offering absolution once more.
However, a furious altercation broke out when two nuns slashed at one another, resulting in a furious altercation.
The priest stepped in, saying, “Sisters, immediately put an end to this! What’s happened to you?
“I want to use the holy water first, before she washes her…ahem…with it!” yelled one nun, gesturing to the other.
When he attempted to restore order after recognizing that maybe something else needed to be cleaned besides the holy water, the priest’s cheeks flushed.