A blond woman saw a man on the side of the road waving at her while she was driving two hours outside of San Diego.
He went to her car as she pulled over because his truck had broken down.
“You’re going to San Diego?” he inquired.
“Yes, I am!” she answered. “Do you need a ride?”
“Not for me,” the man said. “I’ll be here fixing my truck for a while. But I have two chimpanzees in the back, and they need to get to the San Diego Zoo.
They’re already stressed, and I don’t want them stuck on the road all day. Would you mind taking them for me? I’ll even give you $200 for the trouble.”
“Of course!” exclaimed the blonde.
After ensuring the two chimps were comfortable and helping to place them in the rear seat, the man sent them off.
When the truck driver eventually arrived in San Diego a few hours later, he was astounded to see the blonde strolling down the street.
holding hands with the two chimps as a group of people gathered around them, taking pictures and laughing.
He leaped from his truck, slammed on his brakes, and ran toward her.
He cried, “What in the world are you doing?” “I gave you $200 to take them to the zoo!”
Joke 2:
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a deserted island.
Following weeks of subsisting on fish and coconuts, they discover a miracle lantern. When they massage it, a genie emerges.
The genie declares, “I will grant one wish to each of you.”
“I wish to be off this island and back home!” exclaims the brunette with excitement. Poof! She disappears.
The redhead, not wanting to be left behind, says, “I wish to be home too!” Poof! She vanishes.
The blonde looks around, suddenly feeling lonely. She pouts and says, “I wish my friends were back here with me!”
Poof! The brunette and redhead reappear, glaring at the blonde.