At a vibrant reunion party, four old friends who hadn’t seen one another in thirty years picked up where they left off.
The topic of conversation shifted to their kids, who are incredibly accomplished, affluent, and giving. The delighted dads boasted, one by one, about the expensive presents their sons had given their closest pals.
However, the group became silent when the fourth friend told his experience. In addition to shocking his friends, what he said totally changed the course of their conversation.
The joke is this: At a party, four buddies who hadn’t seen one another in thirty years got back together. One of the males had to go to the bathroom after a few beers. Those who stayed spoke of their children.
“My son is my pride and joy,” the first man declared. He began working at the bottom of the barrel for a profitable corporation. After studying business administration and economics, he quickly started moving up the corporate ladder and is currently the company’s president. He got so wealthy that he celebrated his best friend’s birthday with a luxury Mercedes.
The second man said, “Darn, that’s amazing! My pride and joy are also my son. Before enrolling in flight school to become a pilot, he began working for a major airline. He eventually joined the company as a partner.
Just as the fourth friend came back from the bathroom and said, “What are all the congratulations for?” the other three friends congratulated one another.
One of the three stated: “We were discussing how proud we are of our boys’ accomplishments. How is your son doing?
In response, the fourth man said, “My son is gay and works as a stripper at a nightclub.”
“What a disappointment…what a shame,” the three pals remarked.
In response, the fourth man said, “No, I’m not embarrassed. I adore him, and he is my son. He hasn’t performed too poorly either. Two weeks ago came his birthday, and his three boyfriends gave him a brand-new plane, a top-of-the-line Mercedes, and a gorgeous 30,000-square-foot estate!
An added joke was when an elderly grandfather passed by.
“We BET we can tell exactly how old you are,” exclaimed one of the elderly grandmothers.
“You old fools, you can’t possibly guess it,” the elderly man remarked.
“Yes, we can,” one of the elderly grandmothers answered.
We can determine your precise age if you just take off your pants and shorts.
He dropped his drawers, a little embarrassed but eager to show they couldn’t pull it off.
First, the grandmothers requested him to jump up and down multiple times and turn around a few times.
Then they all said, “You’re eighty-seven years old!”
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent exclaimed, “How in the world did you guess?”
Slapping their knees and laughing from ear to ear, the three old ladies enthusiastically screamed in unison…
“We attended your birthday celebration yesterday!”
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