He was shocked to see a blonde sitting there already.
“You should listen to him,” said the woman seated by the window. Despite being barely six feet one, my ex always required the aisle seat to prevent cramping.
“I’m blonde, I’m smart, and I’m sitting in this aisle seat until the plane lands in New York City,” the blonde retorted.
Mr. Johnson summoned a flight attendant when he was at his wits’ end. The attendant nodded as he explained the circumstances, then leaned down to whisper something in the blonde’s ear.
The blonde’s expression abruptly shifted. She took the middle seat without saying anything.
Relieved, Mr. Johnson sat down in the aisle seat.
After the plane landed in New York, his curiosity got the better of him. “What did you say to her?” he asked the flight attendant as he neared her.
The attendant grinned. “I informed her that the aisle seat would not be traveling to New York City.”
The police department is entered by a blonde.
When a blonde enters the police department in search of employment, the officer wants to ask him a few questions. Officer: What is 2+2? Officer: What is the square root of 100? Officer: Ummmmm… 10! Officer: Excellent! Now, who k-i.ll3d Abraham Lincoln? Officer: Ummmm… I’m not sure. Officer: Okay, you can go home and consider it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde gets home and phones one of her friends who asks her if she got the job. The blonde answers enthusiastically: “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a mur.d*r case!” LOL!! A blonde goes inside a Best Buy.
When a blonde enters a Best Buy, she asks a clerk if she can purchase the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and responds that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes home and dyes her hair black. The following day, she returns to the store and asks the same question, but this time the clerk says he doesn’t serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde dyes her hair red. Thinking that this time a clerk would sell her the TV, she goes back and asks another clerk, but to her surprise, this one also says she doesn’t serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, “How do you know I am a blonde?” The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, “That’s not a TV – it’s a microwave.” LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a wonderful day!!