Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, “Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?”
The blind lady replied, “No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.” Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! Have a great day and remember…… Things aren’t always what they appear to be.
Two friends—one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua—say to their friend, “Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.” The friend with the Chihuahua responds, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.” The friend with the Doberman Pinscher responds, “Just follow my lead.” They proceed to the restaurant, where the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and enters.
“Sorry, mac, no pets allowed!” The man with the Doberman Pinscher responds, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog.” “A Doberman Pinscher?” “Yes, they’re using them now; they’re very good and protect me from robbers, too.” “Come on in.” “What the heck!” the friend with the Chihuahua says, putting on a pair of dark glasses and beginning to enter. “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed!” The man with the Chihuahua responds, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog.”
The bouncer at the door exclaims, “A Chihuahua?” The man holding the Chihuahua says, “A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?”