A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,
“What are the grounds for your divorce?”
She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”
“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.
“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”
“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.”
He said, “Do you have a real grudge?”
We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one, she said.
“Please, is there any infidelity in your marriage?” he repeated.
Yes, my daughter and son both own stereo systems.
The answer to your inquiries is yes, even though we may not enjoy the song.
“Does your husband ever beat you up, Ma’am?”
“Yes,” she said, “he rises earlier than I do about twice a week.”
“Lady, why do you want a divorce?” the judge finally questioned in exasperation.
She answered, “Oh, I don’t want a divorce.”
My desire for a divorce has never existed. My spouse does. He said that he was unable to contact me.