A lady goes to the doctor and reports her spouse is losing interest in lovmking.
Although he tells her it’s still experimental, he gives her a tablet.
He instructs her to add it to his dinnertime mashed potatoes.
She does just that at supper that evening.
She returns to the doctor approximately a week later and informs him, “The pill worked great! As you suggested, I added it to his mashed potatoes.
It wasn’t five minutes later that he sprang up, pushed all the food and plates to the floor, grabbed me, took off all my clothing and ravaged me right there on the table.”
“Oh dear, I’m sorry,” the doctor adds. “We didn’t realize the pill was that strong.” Any damages will be gladly covered by the foundation.
“That’s very kind, but I don’t think the restaurant will let us back in anyway,” the woman said.