While her husband was sipping his morning coffee, a woman approached him from behind and gave him a back of the head slap.
“I discovered a piece of paper with the name Marylou written on it in your pants pocket,” she yelled angrily. “You’d better explain yourself.” “Slow down,
“Honey,” the man said. “Do you recall my visit to the dog track last week? That was the dog’s name that I wagered on.
His wife sneaked up on him the following morning and gave him another slap. “Why was that done?” he grumbled. “Last night, your dog called.”