A pregnant woman is on the delivery table, leaning up in the stir*ups, when he notices the top of a head push through. The baby then pops its head out and asks, “Are you my dad?” The doctor responds, “No, I am your doctor!” The baby then pops right back ins!de. “Damn!” the doctor exclaims. A little while later, he sees the head push through again. “Are you my dad?” the baby asks, “No, I am your doctor,” he responds. Once more, the baby disappears back into his mother’s womb. The doctor turns to a nurse and says, “Nurse, get that baby’s father in here right away–we may have a situation on our hands!”
The baby’s head pops out again a few moments later when the father of the child is in the deli*ery room. “Are you my dad?” the baby asks the father, to which the father responds, “Yes, little baby, I am your father!” The baby then reaches up and starts poking his father in the face with his index finger, asking, “How do you like that?”