Husband: “Hello?” Wife: “It’s me, honey.” Are you at the club?
Husband: “Yes.” Wife: “Excellent! You are two blocks away from me at the mall. I just seen a gorgeous mink coat. It’s very beautiful! Can I purchase it? Husband: “How much is it?” Wife: “Just $1,500.00.” W: “Ah, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models.” Husband: “Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much.” I absolutely liked the one I saw.
The guy provided me a really decent pricing when we discussed. and because the BMW we purchased last year needs to be exchanged. Husband: “How much did he quote you?” Wife: “Just sixty thousand dollars. H: “All right, but I want it with every option for that price.” Wife: “Excellent! However, one more thing before we end the call. Wife: “It may seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…” Husband: “What?” I noticed the house we viewed last year when I visited the real estate agent this morning.
It’s discounted! Do you recall? The one with a seaside property, an acre of park space, an English garden, and a pool. “Husband -“”Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000,” said the husband. Okay?” Wife: “All right, my love. Regards! Until we meet again! I cherish you! H: “Goodbye… I also adore you.
After hanging up and shutting the phone flap, the man holds the phone in his palm and asks everyone in the room, “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”