H: “Hello?”
W: “This is me, honey. Are you at the club?
H: “Yes.”
W: “Excellent! You are two blocks away from me at the mall. I just seen a gorgeous mink coat. It’s very beautiful! Can I purchase it?
H: “How much is it?”
W: “Just $1,500.00.”
H: “All right, if you really like it, then go ahead and get it.”
W: “Oh, and I also saw the 2001 models when I visited the Mercedes showroom. I absolutely liked the one I saw. The guy provided me a really decent pricing when we discussed. and because the BMW we purchased last year needs to be exchanged.
H-“What was the price he quoted you?”
W: “Just $60,000…”
H: “All right, but I want it with every option at that price.”
W: “Excellent! However, one more thing before we end the call.
H: “What?”
W: “Although it may seem like a lot, I was balancing your bank account and I noticed the house we viewed last year when I visited the real estate agent this morning. It’s discounted!
Do you recall? The one with a seaside property, an acre of park space, an English garden, and a pool.
H: “How much do they want?”
W: “Just $450,000 is an amazing price. and I can see we have enough money in the bank to cover it.
H: “All right, then, buy it, but only bid $420,000.” Alright?
W: “All right, dear… Regards! Until we meet again! I cherish you!
H: “Goodbye… I also adore you.
After hanging up, the man shuts the phone’s flap and raises his hand to ask everyone in the room:
“Does anyone know who owns this phone?”