As they say, “birds of a feather flock together,” and there are several examples of this in daily life. We can view it, for example, in terms of particular groups of people.
Wealthy people tend to hang out with other wealthy people, while poor people do the opposite.
When people get together, it can be odd and even funny, but it’s simply something that seems to occur naturally.
The following joke about a redneck man who goes to a party with his affluent neighbors demonstrates that.
He also greets Leroy, the only redneck in the area. Leroy was having a good time flirting with all the women, drinking, dancing, and eating barbecue.
The emcee declared, “I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in the pool,” following many hours of revelry.
He had just finished speaking when there was a tremendous splash. Leroy was in the water when everyone turned around!
As Leroy battled the gator, the water was churning and splashing all over. Leroy was trying to strangle it, punching it, and jabbing it in the eyes.
When he finally managed to do so, he carefully climbed out, leaving it floating in the water. The onlookers gave him a startled look.
“Well, Leroy, I guess I owe you a million dollars,” the host concludes.
Leroy responds, “No, that’s fine. I don’t want it.”
The wealthy man continues, “You won the bet, so I have to give you something.” “What about a million bucks?”
Leroy replies, “Thanks, but I don’t want it.”
The host declares, “I insist on giving you something.” Do you want some stock options, a Rolex, and a brand-new Porsche?
And Leroy says no again.
“So, what do you want, Leroy?” The man asks in confusion.
Leroy continues, “What I want is the name of the sumbitch who shoved me into the pool.”
You can find more jokes here.
The GPS That Was Misled
Translation Error
“I want to go to the gym,” I informed my GPS. I turned left after it said, “Left.” I turned right after it stated, “Right.” “Forget it, just go straight to the donut shop!” it sighed after a while.
The Musical Spaceman
The astronaut broke up with his piano, but why? Because under zero gravity, it couldn’t hold a note! He is currently searching for an extraordinary keyboard.
The Smart Light Bulb
Brilliant Concepts
Why wouldn’t the smart lightbulb turn on? It had had enough of all those “bright” thoughts dimming it!
The Conference on Vegetables
Symposium on Salad
I went to a veggie conference, but it was a complete disaster. The celery couldn’t stop stalking the carrot, the lettuce was just leafing through its notes, and the corn kept interrupting the peas!
The Barber Who Travels Through Time
Reduced Timelines
The barber I saw said he could cut hair from the past, present, and future. He did a fantastic job cutting my hair, but now I’m stuck in the twenty-second century with a mullet!
The Computer That Haunted
Good night.
My computer just replied, “Booting up,” when I tried to frighten it with a ghost story. I suppose frightening a computer requires more than just scary stories!
The Sassy Mug for Coffee
Chronicles of Coffee
I’ve developed an extremely sassy coffee mug. It makes a snarky comment like, “Oh great, another day of adulting,” every morning. Enjoy yourself while doing that.
The Library Book on Sneezing
Adventures at Achoo
Every time I sneeze, the book I checked out from the library opens to a new page. It seems to be telling me that my reading preferences are infectious!