A prominent lawyer ended up spending a few days in the hospital, where he quickly turned into a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like his personal assistants, giving them orders and complaining about everything. The head nurse, however, was the only one who didn’t hesitate to correct him. One day, she entered his room with a mission: “I need to take your temperature.” He began complaining and whimpering for a good five minutes, but finally he crossed his arms, opened his mouth, and gave in.
The nurse apologized and said, “I can’t use an oral thermometer for this reading.” After a while, he rolled over and let his ass be seen with a dramatic sigh. The nurse then smirked and said, “I need to get something. You stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!” The man sulked in embarrassment as people laughed as they passed by. The doctor arrived twenty minutes later, looking around bewildered, and he asked, “What’s going on here?” The lawyer, flushed and irate, yelled, “What’s the matter, Doc? Never seen someone get their temperature taken?”
With a straight face, the doctor paused and continued, “Not with a Daffodil.” The man froze, saying, “A… what?!” The doctor simply shrugged and left, demonstrating that the nurse had truly excelled herself this time.