Breathless, he said, “Please let me hide beneath your skirt. I’ll elaborate later. The nun concurred. “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” two Military Police rushed up a moment later.
“He went that way,” the nun said. The soldier murmured, “I can’t thank you enough, sister,” as he slipped out from under her skirt after the MPs had fled. I don’t want to travel to Sri Lanka, you see. “I fully understand,” the nun added.
” “I hope I’m not being impolite, but you have a great pair of legs,” the soldier continued. “You would have seen a great pair of balls if you had looked a little higher,” the nun retorted. I also have no desire to travel to Sri Lanka.