The phone rings at three in the morning while a married couple is asleep.
After a few seconds, the wife answers the phone and asks, “How am I meant to know? We are located 200 kilometers inland. and ends the call.
Her spouse turns over and inquires,
“Who was that, sweetheart?”
“Some dumb b!tch asking if the coast is clear—I don’t know.”
Second joke: Tour buses were being used to transport groups of Americans.
Tour buses were passing through Holland with groups of Americans.
A teenage guide showed them how to make cheese while they were at a cheese farm, explaining that goat’s milk was utilized.
She took the group to a beautiful hillside where a large number of goats were grazing.
“These are the older goats that are released to pasture when they are no longer producing,” she clarified.
Then she said, “What do you do with your old goats in America?”
In response, a lively elderly man said, “They send us on bus tours!”