Before he is examined by the doctor, the nurse asked Bob to take off his clothes and put on a gown. “In front of you?” he asks shyly. “Well, but I’ve seen the naked human body before.” The man responds, “Not one like mine. You’d die laughing at my naked body.” “Of course I won’t laugh,” the nurse says to the patient, “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.” “Okay then,” the man says, and he drops his trousers, exposing a massive male body with the smallest adult male organ the nurse has ever seen in her life. Its nearly identical in length and girth to a AAA battery.”
Unable to control herself, the nurse burst out laughing, and then she began laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling terrible that she had made fun of the man’s private area, she tried to gather herself as best she could and said, “I am so sorry,” “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?” “It’s swollen,” Bob responded.